PRINCESSES AND PIRATESHIPS
I love dogs and cats and unicorns. I'm a Law and Society student and I think I'm a lot funnier than I actually am.
I love dogs and cats and unicorns. I'm a Law and Society student and I think I'm a lot funnier than I actually am.
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
This hurt my heart so much.. I can’t even..
If somebody said “goodbye” instead of “goodnight” to me i would make them promise i’d see/hear from them when i wake up and not get any sleep until they do
The other night I said goodbye to my mum instead of goodnight just to see what she would do, she did nothing. Then I come across this and it hit me hard.
I love you Meredith.
Oh wow! I can’t even..…
(Source: hopelesslyhealing)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I want a ducky…
but… i’m a size zero in some things…
I PROMISE I EXIST
I used to be a size zero. Now BAHAHAHA yeah maybe sometimes there’s a zero in that size somewhere lol.
(Source: kristenwiiggle)
The cushions are always so fucked up because of this.
